If anyone wants to drill a hole in my face to relieve the pressure in my sinuses, I'll bake you a cake.
Or else you could bring me a popsicle.
In other news, it's a beautiful day. I'm wondering how difficult it would be to convince my kid that we should sit on a blanket in a park somewhere for my entire shift... hmmm... She generally hates being outside, but maybe if I don't actually make her be active...
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kites...they work wonders and are like 99cents at the 99cent store
trust me...
and popcicles are cheap too, i heard they might be around 99 cents
Though I do like cake, I don't really have a means to drill a hole in your face. I recommend taking raw wasabi nuts, as they will clear the sinuses right up. Granted, the price is burning your tongue, but so long as we are already discussing facial mutilation...another thing that really helps (and feels just plain relaxing) is placing a hot wash-cloth on your face while lying on your back.
Mary, I'm so sorry I gave you my sick!! I recommend watching movies and taking dayquil/nyquil
When I come over tonight, I will bring a corkscrew and/or popsicles.
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