Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Fwd: Take Care

If, perchance, you decide to finish that box of delicious whole-wheat rotini in the cupboard, take care to check the box if it has been sitting in the cupboard for any period of time. 

You may dump the contents into your pot of boiling water only to see a hundred tiny millipede carcasses float to the top of the bubbles.  After gagging, checking the now almost-empty-except-for-those-bug-shells box, and deciding you refuse outright to eat the pasta, it will be of little comfort that at least you slaughtered all of them in a rolling boil of death.

Trust me.