Dear Body,
This is Mind. I'm going to try to be polite, but it's going to be difficult. Why did you wake me up at 5am with a killer Charley Horse? NOT NICE. And you feel barfy - don't you know we have TONS to do today? And what is with the breakout?? I can't just be limping around feeling sorry for you all weekend. We're getting married for crying out loud. Pull yourself together.
Dear Mind,
Just shut up. Do you know what your stress hormones do to me? Don't you dare blame me for something you caused. I think you owe me an apology. And breakfast.
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I demand post stress, honeymoon pictures! With love.
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