Wednesday, March 04, 2009

Classroom Quotes

My kiddos say funny things sometimes. Here are my favorites:

"I'm psychedelic... no wait... dyslexic."

"What's the first answer (to the test). I mean, seriously."

"Use your pelirrojo powers!" (pelirrojo = redhead)

"How do you say methamphetamine in Spanish?"

"You should be biased. That's not cool!" (re grading assignments)

"I'm not mean! I'm nothing but Jesus to you!"

"I need a license because I'm flying a rotflicopter"

"You'll have to take your shirt off for me to hear you." (teacher to another teacher at lunchtime)

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