Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Fwd: Take Care

If, perchance, you decide to finish that box of delicious whole-wheat rotini in the cupboard, take care to check the box if it has been sitting in the cupboard for any period of time. 

You may dump the contents into your pot of boiling water only to see a hundred tiny millipede carcasses float to the top of the bubbles.  After gagging, checking the now almost-empty-except-for-those-bug-shells box, and deciding you refuse outright to eat the pasta, it will be of little comfort that at least you slaughtered all of them in a rolling boil of death.

Trust me.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

ew. this same thing happened to me with grape nuts as a child. only i took several bites before realizing. let's just say i didn't eat grape nuts for about ten years.

Ln said...

ewww. That reminds me of the weevil experience I had back in the green house. Bugs suck.

Jenevieve said...

Oh. Oh, god.

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Ragnarok said...

Very unfortunate you have to be really careful at times.

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David said...

Perhaps some insecticides may help?